PARODY: Get the Coffee Started

 My second coffee parody, dedicated to my addict friends…

(I only mock because I love you.)

Get the Coffee Started

Parody of “Get the Party Started” by Pink

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started. I’m a grumpy old man

Till I’ve had my coffee; then I’m human again. 

Don’t you give me decaf. Man, that stuff’s a disgrace. 

Pour it in my mug? I’ll throw it back in your face. 

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

(I’m wakin’ up, I’m wakin’)

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started. Monday morning’s the worst. 

Got my weekend hangover. It’s like I’ve been cursed. 

Pull up to the window, get my Starbucks to go.

Try to work without it and my horns start to show. 

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

(I’m wakin’ up, you better)

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started.

One cup’s not sufficient for a smile on my face.

Till I’ve had my third cup, best stay out of my space.

Once I’ve had a pitcher, we will be okay;

I can act all human for the rest of the day.

Though it might taste nasty, the caffeine suits me fine.

You can be my pusher; run an IV line!

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

(I’m wakin’ up, I’m wakin’)

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

(I’m wakin’ up, I’m wakin’)

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

(I’m wakin’ up, you better)

I’m waking up, so you better get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started, oh.

Get the coffee started right now.

Get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started.

Get the coffee started right now.