PARODY: Crock Pot

And now for something completely different (because I can't always be serious)...

PARODY: Crock Pot

(Parody of "Hash Pipe" by Weezer)

I'm not always home and

Yet we all have to eat

My children get real hungry

So I plan out a treat

I cut up some veggies

Add a pot roast and then

I rule in the kitchen

Even when I'm not in.

Oh, I make some chili...

Oh, I make some chili...

(Oh.) I make some chili...

(Oh.) You make a meatloaf...

(Oh.) You set the time clock...

The food cooks for hours

And it never will burn.

My mom did it often; 

Even Dad took his turn.

The food is delicious. 

It's cooked all the way through.

But please, don't you ask me. 

I won't lend it to you.

Oh, I make some chili...

Oh, I make some chili...

(Oh.) I make some chili...

(Oh.) You make a meatloaf...

(Oh.) You set the time clock...

(Oh.) You make your green beans...

I use my crock pot. 

Oh, I make some chili...

Oh, I make some chili...

(Oh.) I make some chili...

(Oh.) You make a meatloaf...

(Oh.) You set the time clock...

(Oh.) You make your green beans...

I use my crock pot. 

I use my crock pot. 

I use my crock pot.